Ya know, Milo, in Florida they like to eat the claws of a certain species of crab … the stone crab…
Each year, they catch millions of stone crabs, rip off just one of their claws and then toss them back in…
The little crabs struggle to survive and grow back their stolen claw … only to get caught and have it yanked off again next year.
If you haven’t guessed by now, I’m feeling a little like a stone crab myself!
So spaketh Opus T. Penguin to his accountant in the great newspaper comic Bloom County.
That raises the question you expected to have posed to you the instant you pulled this magazine out of your mailbox:
Are You Feeling a Little Like a Stone Crab, Too?
Then you don’t have to! Frank E. Nute, MS, CFE, CPA, CFF, CTRC, CGMA is here to keep you as whole as federal and state tax codes will allow.
Are you currently being hounded by the IRS, whose views against IOUs are hostile at best? Has the taxman’s shadow never chilled your front door – a state of affairs you’d prefer to maintain? Do you run a business, and need the sound guidance you would receive from a CFO, but don’t have the kind of money you’d have to pay a CFO in order to get them to do anything more productive than drink Scotch and laugh at you?
No matter! Frank has been a Certified Public Accountant since 1988, and at your service since founding his local accountancy firm in 2001.
Tax Resolution
“The IRS has recently gone through a round of ‘tragic’ layoffs resulting in a one-quarter reduction of its staff,” said Frank. “Does that mean they won’t come after you if you’re one of around 19 million Americans who currently owes tax debt? I’m the last person in the world you would describe as a ‘gambler,’ but take it from me all the same: Don’t bet on it!
“If the IRS or Minnesota Department of Revenue singles you out, you’re not alone. Decades of accountancy have made me fluent in their rules and procedures. Leveraging those to my clients’ advantage has become a matter of second nature to me. We’ll give them the good fight, and reach a much happier conclusion than if you had gone forth without representation.”
Staying out of the taxman’s crosshairs is always the better course of action. If you need a CPA to keep your affairs candid, please refer to the title of this article.
CFO Services
Optum. Starkey. UNFI. These and other fine colossi of local industry can all afford CFOs to help them deftly navigate the turgid seas of solvency.
But none of those businesses is the best business in Eden Prairie. The pecking order goes like so:
- Your business
- Everyone else’s business
Your business, however, is not quite at the CFO-hiring stage – yet. So what should you do in the meantime? Make impulsive (if not outright rash) financial decisions based on astrological phenomena? That might work if you have enough crystals, although you’d be better advised to choose Frank.
“Cash flow. Cost management. Growth strategy,” listed Frank. “If you own a small-to-medium business, then you ignore any of these at your peril. That’s why I enjoy providing fractional CFO services to aspiring industry leaders. I take great personal satisfaction from helping locally owned businesses reduce operating expenses, increase sales, and identify brand new paths toward financial success.”
Forensic Accounting
FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS. That’s how much money unscrupulous employees bleed from American businesses each year.
Stealing your money is the IRS’s job. Don’t hire their competition!
“If your employees sign checks, use credit cards, or have access to cash, then I guarantee there are safer ways you can begin conducting business,” said Frank. “I’m standing by to identify weak points before they can be exploited. I’ll pinpoint every conceivable opportunity employees have to commit fraud, and then help you put controls in place that eliminate them.”
Frank Does It All
Back taxes. Installment agreements. Litigation support. Expert witness testimony. Divorce accounting. Specialty tax solutions. If you need these or anything else – and you want them from a CPA with 38 years of experience and a proven track record of success – then your solution is simple. Call (952) 405-2082 or visit FrankNuteCPA.com to move forward!
“If the IRS or Minnesota Department of Revenue singles you out, you’re not alone."