Some assets appreciate over time. Some get diversified. And some get mixed in a pitcher and poured on the patio on a warm April evening with your favorite people. Liquid Assets Punch is the happy hour hero your home portfolio has been missing. It's bright pink, unapologetically bold, and just refreshing enough to keep everyone coming back for a second pour.
Liquid Assets Punch Makes 4–5 servings
Ingredients
- 2 cups fresh watermelon juice (blend and strain)
- ½ cup coconut rum
- ¼ cup triple sec
- ½ cup pink lemonade
- 1½ cups prosecco or sparkling rosé
- Fresh watermelon slices, mint, and lime wheels to garnish
Directions
- Blend fresh watermelon and strain into your pitcher ( This is your liquid foundation.)
- Add coconut rum, triple sec, and pink lemonade.
- Stir gently to combine.
- Just before serving, slowly pour in prosecco or sparkling rosé to keep the bubbles alive.
- Garnish with watermelon slices, fresh mint, and lime wheels.
- Serve over ice and pour confidently.
Pro Tips
- Fresh watermelons vary in sweetness - taste your juice before adding the pink lemonade and adjust accordingly. A sweeter melon means you can dial the lemonade back; a milder one, pour a little more in.
- Make two pitchers. The returns are always better when you reinvest.