It is the year 20XX. You and your loving spouse have just received heartwarming news that your daughter has been elected president of the United States. This is a historic first! She won’t be the first female president (Taylor Swift already won that distinction), but she will become the first Minnesotan president. Her “ice fishing economy” platform wasn’t a huge hit with Southern voters at first, but she ultimately won them over once she promised to make fried cheese curds a compulsory menu item at all fast food restaurants.
You and your loving spouse are just about to leave for the airport so you can fly to your daughter’s inauguration ceremony, when all of a sudden the unthinkable happens. Your loving spouse notices that the bathtub faucet … is leaking. The horror! You can’t leave your home in such a sorry state, so you call your daughter and explain you’ll have to take a rain check. You’ll attend her next historic presidential inauguration. Promise.
Unfortunately, other world leaders take note of your glaring absence at the televised ceremony. They reason that the new president’s lack of parental support means the United States must be weak, so they decide to make their moves. Switzerland invades Maryland. Laos invades Alaska. Bolivia issues a public statement that Texan barbecue is overrated. The world is on the brink of total nuclear annihilation, and it’s all because of your plumbing issues.
All of this could have been avoided if you’d only hired Monkey Wrench Plumbing. Founded by career plumbers Nick Hickman and John Hample in 2018, the family-owned Shakopee business is standing by to serve all Eden Prairie homeowners for all their plumbing needs.
Over two decades of combined experience encompassing everything from new construction to minor repairs. Thousands of customers happily served throughout the Twin Cities metro, including many right here in our hometown. The highest-quality parts, installed with the highest-quality tools. Licensed, bonded and insured, with services that strictly adhere to Minnesota Plumbing Code. Steadfast commitment to leaving every job site just as clean as the state it was discovered in. Peerless customer service, complete with the lightning-fast communication so rarely exercised by plumbers nowadays.
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No job is too great or too small for Monkey Wrench Plumbing’s plumbers. It doesn’t matter if you just need a new faucet installed in your kitchen or bathroom. It doesn’t matter if you would like your ancient toilet replaced with a beautiful new one. It doesn’t matter if your water heater, water softener, dishwasher and clothes washer have all chosen the same day to expire. So long as you’ve got Nick and John on your side, all your plumbing issues are good as solved.
Avoid serious property damage. Never be inconvenienced as a result of unsatisfactory plumbing ever again. Achieve world peace! Visit monkeywrenchmn.com today to schedule service, and enjoy perfect plumbing – forever.
Over two decades of combined experience encompassing everything from new construction to minor repairs.
