Do you want to know how to do your own taxes? It’s actually very easy. First, add up all the money you don’t want to send to the government. (This figure should equal all your money.) Then pull out your formal stationary and pen the following:
Dear Danny Werfel,
Congratulations on recently becoming 50th Commissioner of the Internal Revenue Service. Your predecessor Charles Rettig was also a good Commissioner, but I think I like you better. You’ve got that certain “it” factor a great Commissioner needs, and you look good in neckties.
So, about my taxes. Thing is, I just don’t think I can pay them this year. It’s, like, the economy, you know? I’m sure you get it. Your neckties don’t look cheap. Anyway, please be a lamb and mark me as “filed.” (I am open to any refunds you want to send my way.)
Yours Truly,
[YOUR NAME HERE]
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