Paradise Charter Cruises

Sightseeing Boat Cruises, Scenic Tours, and Private Charters on Lake Minnetonka and the Mississippi River

Two tickets to paradise. That Eddie Money oldie hummed through my mind all morning as I cheerily dressed for a Sunday brunch aboard Paradise Charter Cruises’ boat on Lake Minnetonka. The weather was warm, and I was ready for a good time out with my husband.

Free parking was found behind the shops along Water Street, which is just a short walk from the Port of Excelsior. As I surveyed the row of docked charter boats, I was delighted to discover we’d be sailing aboard a mini cruise ship, the Destiny II. She’s an impressive sight: a modern boat with all the elegance of a full-sized cruise ship. Two decks encased in sparkling clean glass lend an open, airy feel, and she’s outfitted with an understated nautical decor ideally suited to a cruise on Minnesota’s swankiest lake.

We waited to board in a queue of ‘happy-to-be-here’ Minnesotans gathered to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, Mother’s Day, engagements, and graduations. An attentive and cheerful crew ushered us aboard just a few minutes before our scheduled departure time.

Once aboard we chose a top-level table surrounded by floor-to-ceiling windows, safe from wind and water. An open-air deck for cruising and dining sat adjacent to the dining room so we could easily step out for a fresh lake breeze.

Our cruise departed sharply at 11 a.m. for a pleasant glide across the lake’s gently rolling water. An attentive crew fulfilled drink orders from the onboard bar as we got underway so we could experience firsthand how the other half lives. Mimosas, anyone?

While we sipped our drinks we sailed past yachts, sailboats, lakeside mansions, the occasional duck family, and a heap of natural beauty. Captain Ed discretely spilled secrets that only lake insiders know – a who’s who of famous residents and jaw-dropping real estate facts. In between his brief comments, we enjoyed gazing at spectacular views that are only visible from the lake itself.

The sun appeared midway through our cruise and the surface of the lake lit up like a sea of glittering diamonds. So beautiful. It was a perfect chance to stretch and snap a few envy-inducing photos for the folks back home.

Just as I returned to my table, we were invited to partake in a generously laid brunch buffet. I follow a restricted diet and was pleased to find many suitable gluten-free dishes to choose from: fluffy and moist scrambled eggs with various condiment toppings, orange-glazed ham, turkey sausage links, seasoned potatoes, and fresh fruits. My husband sampled the full array of buffet items mentioned plus muffins, coffee cake, and their signature dish, a scrumptious cinnamon French toast bake. ‘Deliciously stuffed’ was the unanimous verdict once we pushed ourselves back from the table.

The evident care taken by every member of the staff really made a good impression on me. All of our servers were attentive and seemed to really enjoy their work. We observed the captain calm the worries of a woman seated nearby who was afraid of water, slip seamlessly into pleasant banter with another guest, then discreetly dispose of trash on a table as he completed various duties, all without a ruffle to his pleasant demeanor.

Our cruise continued for another blissful, beautiful half hour after we’d finished our breakfast. Just as the Port of Excelsior came into view, a Rolling Stones tune began quietly playing over the onboard sound system. I had to laugh at the timing of the song. You can’t always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you might find you get what you need. The past two hours with Paradise Charter Cruises were exactly what I wanted and exactly what I needed on this Sunday morning – a micro vacation from my everyday life. If you ask me, there is not a more ideal or affordable getaway in the Twin Cities than this. Hope to meet you aboard sometime!

Paradise Charter Cruises offers sightseeing boat cruises, scenic tours, and private charters on Lake Minnetonka and the Mississippi River. Their yachts are ideal for corporate events, department parties, team-building excursions, weddings, anniversaries, birthdays, sweet sixteens, bar and bat mitzvahs, baby showers, family reunions, and more! twincitiescruises.com

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