Paradise Charter Cruises invites travelers this summer to embark on unforgettable journeys across two stunning Minnesota waterways: the majestic Mississippi River and the scenic Lake Minnetonka. Guests can select from an array of curated cruise experiences, each available on either route, offering spectacular views and unique amenities. Whether drifting along the expansive Mississippi or relaxing on the tranquil lake waters,, every cruise promises exceptional sights and memorable moments.
Two Iconic Routes
Departing from Bohemian Flats Park, the Mississippi River cruises navigate the largest river system in North America right from its Minnesota origin. This route immerses passengers in breathtaking landscapes, including the southern trails of the Grand Rounds Scenic Byway, the U of M Campus riverfront, and iconic landmarks such as the 35W Bridge, St. Anthony Falls, and the historic Stone Arch Bridge. Travelers also enjoy stunning downtown Minneapolis skyline views as the boat journeys through the lower St. Anthony Falls Lock system.
On the other hand, departures from the Port of Excelsior lead guests onto the vast and serene waters of Lake Minnetonka. Named from the Sioux “Minne” (water) and “Tonka” (big/great), this lake offers picturesque scenery combined with engaging narration that reveals the rich history and charming stories behind the area.
Both routes provide full service cash bars and casual snack options, enhancing the cruising experience. Note that cruise routes may adjust due to weather and water way schedules.
Public Cruises
Paradise Charter Cruises’ summer lineup offers something for every kind of traveler eager to explore Minnesota’s finest waterways in style and comfort. Whether seeking relaxation, celebration, or adventure, the perfect cruise awaits.
Afternoon Sightseeing
For a leisurely entry into the wonders of either the Mississippi or Minnetonka Lake, the Afternoon Sightseeing provides narrated tours at just $25 per person, with children under two admitted free. “Passengers can relax while gaining insight into local landmarks and natural beauty,” Dave Lawrance, owner of Paradise Charter Cruises, adds. Concessions such as corn dogs, chips, and drinks are available onboard. This cruise runs daily in the summer months.
Sunday Brunch
Celebrate the weekend with the Sunday Brunch Cruise at $49 per person. Guests indulge in the Captain’s curated brunch menu, featuring generous portions and full bar service. This cruise embodies a delightful way to spend a leisurely Sunday, basking in both excellent food and beautiful surroundings.
Sunday Cheeseburger In Paradise
Every Sunday from 5:00 pm to 7:00 pm, guests can enjoy a classic American meal on the water for $45 per person. Featuring a customizable 1/3 lb hamburger paired with garden and potato salads, chips, and full bar service with drink specials, this cruise blends culinary delight with stunning waterfront ambiance.
Margarita Fiesta
Mondays offer the perfect escape with the Margarita Fiesta Cruise at $45 per person. Passengers are encouraged to gather friends and savor a build-your-own burrito buffet complemented by refreshing margaritas and a full cash bar. “This festive cruise brings lively flavors and vibrant energy to either route’s serene waters,” Dave says.
Taco Tuesday
Turn up the heat on Tuesday evenings aboard the Taco Tuesday Cruise. For $45 per person, guests enjoy an exciting “south of the border” adventure, paired with a build-your-own taco bar and drink specials. Full bar service ensures a festive atmosphere as passengers relish great food and scenic views.
Wednesday & Thursday Happy Hour Pizza
Arguably the most popular offering, these cruises run midweek for $45 per person and feature narrated tours alongside a pizza and salad buffet. Happy hour drink specials with full bar availability make for a relaxed yet lively experience on board, ideal for winding down during the week while enjoying spectacular waterway views.
Dinner Cruise
Priced at $59 per person, the Dinner Cruise is perfect for special occasions or treating oneself to an elegant evening afloat. “This experience offers a romantic ambiance and gourmet dining, coupled with the captivating water sights, providing an unforgettable night,” Dave says. See Paradise Charter’s website for available dates.
Private Charters
Beyond public cruises, Paradise Charter Cruises offers private charters departing from either location, customized to fit a wide range of celebrations and events. “From birthday parties, anniversaries, and retirements to wedding ceremonies, rehearsal dinners, and receptions with onboard dancing, our versatile fleet caters to groups of all sizes,” Dave says. Corporate clients can also utilize the vessels for team-building activities, client entertainment, or casual staff dinners—providing a unique setting to connect and celebrate.
For more information or to book a cruise, visit twincitiescruises.com or call 952-474-8058.
Paradise Charter invites travelers this summer to embark on unforgettable journeys across two stunning Minnesota waterways.
Whether seeking relaxation, celebration, or adventure, the perfect cruise awaits.