"Where do you take someone injured in a peek a boo accident?
To the I.C.U.!"
-- Jeremy Simms
"Which is faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold."
-- Robert Sanchez
"What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays 3 chords to 30,000 people; a jazz guitarist plays 30,000 chords to 3 people."
-- Steven Conner
"I asked my dog what's 2 minus 2?
He said nothing."
-- Greg Cusumano
"I'm raising fast deer in my backyard.
Really trying to make a quick buck."
-- Derek Norton