What did the buffalo say to its son when he left?
Bison!
-- Daniel Parker
What did Grandpa say right before he kicked the bucket?
"Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
-- Eric Homansky
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
-- Noah Wells
Why did the math book look so sad?
It has too many problems.
-- Nilesh Gala
One time I asked a Spanish snail what he carried under his shell.
He said “escargot.”
-- Blake Baklini