10) The only exercise that appeals to you is lounging in your backyard oasis.
9) Two words: Drink Dock.
8) Everyone is much nicer to you once they know you have a pool.
7) You need a refreshing escape from the realities of life... and from the summer heat.
6) Because your kids are named Marco and Polo.
5) It's 100% free from shark attacks and stingrays.
4) Playing doubles on a floating ping pong table is much more fun than playing on a hot pickleball court.
3) You're pretty sure you were a mermaid in a past life.
2) You love to dive into things head first.
1) The guys at Meramec Pool & Spa can install a beautiful and luxurious pool THIS summer!
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